pinkectoplasmx:

kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

I’m going to cry.

(Source: sometimes-alice, via lifeonsaturn)

Timestamp: 1398324218

batmansymbol:

me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

(via tea-books-and-blankets)

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

(via lzbthwlsn)

Timestamp: 1398323851

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via allthestupidthings)

'Witness also that when we talk about literature, we do so in the present tense. When we speak of the dead, we are not so kind.'

(Source: maimitch, via anotherwillgrayson)

Timestamp: 1398323114

death-by-lulz:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Timestamp: 1398323111

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: egbudiwe)

Timestamp: 1398322777

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

(via lifeonsaturn)

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

(via red-soles)

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie)

Timestamp: 1397981687

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania, via letsjustfl0ataway)

Timestamp: 1397981379